All six of those teenagers are now in my living room.
Go away small people.
"LET'S USE TAMPONS!"
I genuinely hope I misinterpreted that one.
There is a shocking lack of food in this house, but for once I am not complaining! The only savoury food left is one egg, a bag of potatoes, two carrots and some free samples of Boursin.
Du vin, du pain, du Boursin.
If these two had done as I have and stuck a few carrots into the mix, their eyesight might have improved sufficient enough to see the WHACKING GREAT DU TRACTEUR in the next scene. Just a theory.
Thoughts: Boursin on its own is disgusting, because it is smelly and smelly cheese is rank. However, with carrots, it is nice. Really nice, in fact.
So in conclusion, huzzah for parrots.
Carrots. You know what I mean.
Over and out.