Friday, 26 August 2011

A cheeky FITBF

Courtesy, as always, of Lauren...for some reason my HTML keeps deleting itself but you can find her at!

Anyway, on to business! I finally got my Pottermore email today! I'm a proud Hufflepuff and I've already worked my way through Philosopher's Stone...which leaves me at a bit of a loose end, to be honest. So whilst my Antidote to Common Poisons is brewing, I'll fill in a quick one of these to pass the time...and fill that ever increasing blank space on this poor excuse for a blog :/

1.One of life's most simple pleasures is : a square of dairy milk. Any more than one and the sensation is different but just having one, straight from the fridge, is like some kind of religious experience. Seriously. I worship at the altar of George Cadbury and his brethren.
2.Racists and homophobes make me want to punch someone. (I actually wrote homophones there at first and it's still making me laugh thinking about it. GODDAMN YOU, WORDS THAT SOUNDS THE SAME BUT ARE SPELT DIFFERENTLY. I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE METAPHORICAL FACE FOR YOUR CONFUSING SPELLING VARIATIONS.
3. I like food because, it tastes good. 
4. Discombobulation is a funny word.
5. If I had to choose one beauty product to use for the rest of eternity it would be...toothpaste? Deodorant? Shampoo?
I am not a hair and beauty type of girl :P
6. I'm happy that I'm going to uni!! *mini-flail* I'm just so excited to strike out on my own and do new things and asdfghklfsldks!
7. I would never...say never :) There are a lot of things I would never do...necrophilia...mass genocide...but in general I don't want to close my mind to anything. Life is full of opportunities :P

Well, wasn't that exciting? Enjoy your chocolate and your life, everybody, until next time!

Emma x

Saturday, 20 August 2011

General updates and stuff!

The Big News

After results day on Thursday, I am officially going to uni! I got A* A B which is a pretty respectable score, meaning that in October I'll be heading up to York, where the geese outnumber people three to one. Which is very exciting.


Emma, where on earth have you been for the last MONTH?

(I'm really shocked it's been that long.)

Well...I went to Menorca...and France...and before that I went to Zante but I couldn't be bothered to post about it...

(This is absolutely not a bragging post)


It won't let me put them all in a row, so enjoy this jazzy layout.

Other than that, I've mostly been working (three days a week!) volunteering at my local library, pub quizzing, and enjoying the longest summer of my entire life!

Even though it's raining. that's an update. Not much of one, there's so much more! But for now, my abject apologies for being such a useless blogger.

Are you all having nice summers?