Nevertheless, this made me chuckle.
(Note: this might be REALLY REALLY OFFENSIVE. It's on a "list of ethnic slurs" on wiki, meaning its rude if used in the wrong manner. So let me know, please, if I've committed like, a cardinal sin or something. Please. )
Apple : (North America) An American Indian (Native American) who is "red on the outside, white on the inside." Used primarily by other American Indians to indicate someone who has lost touch with their cultural identity. First used in the 1980s.
This is funny because here, we have 'coconut' if you're brown on the outside, white on the inside.
Also, imagine if you were trying to insult a native american and were like "God, you're such an apple!"
Well thanks, honey, you're a total peach <3
The inventiveness of the human race :)