In context: I've recently been nursing a slightly unhealthy adoration for One Direction. It's unhealthy for two reasons: number one, they're on TV, ergo they're not real people. Number two, I think they're all younger than me, so it's borderline paedophilia anyway.
(Edit: actually, only the ones I actually think are fit are younger than me.)
Anyway, thank the lord for twitter, because they all use really bad grammar so now I've gone off them. That is all.
NO WAIT THAT IS NOT ALL, MORE EXCITING NEWS:
Guess who I served in Tesco today?
Clue: it's not Lord Sugar or Nick.
THAT'S ABOUT AS CLOSE TO CELEBRITY AS YOU GET IN TESCO KNOWLE OKAY?!
P.S she put £170 worth of groceries through on the self-serve. That's pretty much unheard of dontchaknow.
4 comments:
Ahh, i love One Direction too. Not as much as some people, granted, but they are all gorgeous.
And wowee, a celebrity is a celebrity..so yeah, very jealous.
:)
I am actually very jealous of you serving Karen. I think I have recently acquired a girl crush on her for no apparent reason. She is shit cool.
How did you serve her if she self-served? Sure you weren't stalking her?
Well technically I was supervising the self-serve tills at the same time as she was using them :) it was pretty cool and she was very stylish. She looks better in real life than on TV, too!
oooooohh one direction are pretty cute ;) And I think Karen is cool! I like her classy style :D
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